The 10 Hippy Commandments
- Thou shall not hate, only love.
- Thou shall not sing, unless it's with all your heart.
- Thou shall not dance, unless it's a dance with all thy might.
- Thou shall not wear shoes. Who needs shoes?
- Thou shall not speak unkindly of anyone, except for large corporations and government.
- Thou shall not follow the crowd, think for thyself.
- Thou shall not treat mother earth unkindly, or allow others to do so.
- Thou shall not use evil chemicals or science, unless it's for recreation purposes.
- Thou shall not harm any creature of the universe, dead or alive.
- Thou shall not smell, wear hippy pits deodorant.